She lay in the dark barn full of discarded and
long-lost tools. Her companions were an old ladder, a hay wagon with broken
spokes whose glory days had long passed, spiked reins, and a dusty horse
collar. Among these were several other items such as a rusted plow with a
broken plowshare and an old butter churn. A long bullwhip hung on the wall next
to the horse collar. He was used by the master to hurry the horses.
Whip thought of himself as more than just a horse drover. He believed
himself to be the most important tool of them all! Thanks to him, the lord
could always get quickly wherever he wanted and the field was always well
worked.
“Because of me, everyone danced like peacocks at
the master’s command!” bragged Whip.
“Your conceit, silly Whip, has unhinged your mind,”
the rattan cane laughed. She lay half-hidden in old straw, but spoke with pride.
“You have only ever hit a horse’s hindquarters,
while I have beaten many beautiful butts - more than you ever dreamed!" Her tone was
haughty and condescending. She came from distant England and so thought herself
to be an aristocrat.
“You are not the only one who saw a lot of naked
butts,” The hay wagon modestly joined the conversation. “Remember young Jack? We both
taught him a lesson he deserved!”
“How?” asked Whip. “How could a lowly wagon
teach him a lesson?”
“Like every late summer, I was ordered to
transport hay into the barn,” replied Wagon indignantly. “Jack was the boy who
rode me to the field. We had to get there before evening. But one day, instead
of setting off, John just slumped to the ground with a sad face.”
“I bet he was waiting to see Jane, the cook’s
helper, who worked with us,” sighed Butter Churn. “I got so sick of listening
to her silly poems.”
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Johnny is so cute, I love you.
“Bleeeeh!!!”
“You are right,” said Hay Wagon. “He wanted to
catch her on her way home. That day Jane had to stay longer at work, so John
waited and waited leaning against my wheel. The young girl didn’t come. It was
getting late, but John didn’t care. I was afraid for him. Suddenly, our Lord
showed up out of the blue. The boy jumped to his feet and cried out, ‘Good
evening Sir! I was about to set off, Sir!’”
“You should already have gone and come back!”
The master roared. “This is the second time this has happened, you stubborn,
lazy brat!”
“I’m sorry sir.” John tried to apologize. “But
then,” exclaimed Cane proudly, “when he saw me in the master’s hand, the boy froze
and couldn’t say another word. Shivering with excitement, I waited for that
beloved sound. And then it came—‘Strip!’ John was so young and fit I knew our
Lord wouldn’t treat him lightly.”
“I still don't understand how Hay Wagon was helpful,”
complained Whip.
Indignantly, the wagon explained. “The Lord
ordered the boy to get naked. The young hayseed begged for mercy but despite
his pleas, we all heard the menace in our lord’s words: ‘I told you to strip.
Don’t make me repeat it. With every second of delay, you earn extra strokes!’”
“Resigned, John did as he was told and took off
his clothes,” explained Wagon. “Master pointed at me with the cane and said,
‘Climb up and bend over.’ He pushed the boy over my wooden bar, head down
inside, legs apart and naked butt sticking out. He tied the boy’s hands so that
he was balancing on me in an uncomfortable position.”
“His cheeks were perfectly exposed,” crowed
Cane. “When Lord swished me through the air you could see how much it
frightened the boy. Did you feel it, Hayrack?”
“Of course, I did!” laughed the wagon.
Cane continued, “The trembling nineteen-year-old
followed me with his eyes as I prepared to deliver his punishment. When the Master
touched me to his butt, his whole body shivered. ‘First fifty,’ the Lord proclaimed.
John gulped and held his breath waiting for the first stroke. His helpless buttocks
clenched preparing to receive my bite.”
“And then my wonderful dance began.” Cane sighed
wistfully. “Those were the days. It was a real ride! You were very helpful,
Hayrack old friend. You held him fast. I remember that he was told to stick out
his arse for my pleasure. I think he got seventy lashes on his bare bottom. I
whistled as I cut through the air, thrashing his firm, round rump. Our Lord certainly
knew how to use me. Each time I connected with the boy’s butt, a long red welt immediately
appeared on both cheeks. Under every stroke, I felt his butt tighten with
pain.”
“Crack, crack, crack!” Recalled Cane.
“He wriggled his hips and his legs flailed behind
him. Every muscle in his body was taut as a bowstring as I weaved a red pattern
of agony on this exposed arse. With great relish I slashed across several of
the earlier welts, causing the boy great distress.” Cane smiled broadly at the
memory.
“He cried out pitifully at each stroke,” added Hay Wagon. “The boy
wanted desperately to avoid Cane’s punishment, but I held him so he could only
wave his legs and wiggle his arse a little on my bar. John howled after every
stroke laid across his exposed buttocks. Tears and sweat flowed down my beams.
He shouted, ‘Please! Stop!’ but our Lord only increased the ferocity of the caning.”
“That’s right!” Butter Churn recalled.
“Tirelessly, our Lord laid on strokes with a terrifying
fervor that made the boy yelp inagony. Finally, Jane appeared, summoned by Johnny’s
screams, and saw your wonderful artwork on his buttocks!” “Did they ever become
a couple?” Wondered Cane with amusement.
“All I know,” replied Butter Churn, “is that she
stopped thinking up poems about him. Luckily, however, her friends didn’t...
Violets are blue, John’s ass is red
He got a thrashing he never forgets
At this, they all had a good laugh and Butter Churn
said, “Thank you, dear Cane, for these wonderful memories. And thanks to you
too, Hayrack.”
Cane nodded her acknowledgement and said, “Since
then I have often met Johnny’s buttocks. Master promised him that he would cane
him every summer week. And he did! It was my honour to teach this boy what real
pain means! I caned him every Saturday night...and I loved it!”
Whip glowered jealously from his place on the
wall. He also had a story to tell.